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ST:TMP in 10 Minutes

For our Friday Night Movie we bring you the lazy man’s version of of ST: TMP…but first a commercial break.

…and now for our special feature…ST:TMP in 10 minutes (via the talking book)

Discussion

42 comments for “ST:TMP in 10 Minutes”

  1. Thank you Anthony… that’s 10 minutes of my life I’ll never have back. Grumble.

    Posted by Scott Gammans | July 13, 2007, 5:09 pm
  2. that was………..weird

    Posted by Flake | July 13, 2007, 5:17 pm
  3. Wow, I used to love those talking books. Anybody my age will remmeber them fondly.

    Posted by John CT | July 13, 2007, 5:25 pm
  4. What…does…vger….want?

    Thats….a….good….Kirk…impression.

    Do I hear Peter Cullen in there?

    Sounds like they got Persis Khambatta. The music at the start sent shivers down my spine. I never had TMP, but I had the Star Wars tapes by the same company.

    Posted by jon1701 | July 13, 2007, 5:34 pm
  5. Man I wish can back at time and get those Star Trek toys lol . Yeah those read a long books are just cool lol has the Kirk pauses too ..

    Posted by Redshirt | July 13, 2007, 5:41 pm
  6. Yeah… this is the movie where Spock chucks logic and embraces emotion… until the next movie.

    Posted by CmdrR. | July 13, 2007, 5:42 pm
  7. I have all these for each Trek movie, in mint condition! The guy doing Kirk was aweome, but although he had the sound, he never had the intensity.

    Posted by Diabolik | July 13, 2007, 6:51 pm
  8. Hmm, I must be showing my youth here… I have no idea what this is.

    Posted by Hawkeye | July 13, 2007, 7:03 pm
  9. That is so painfully 1970s early 80s~

    Posted by Major Joe Ely Carrales, CAP | July 13, 2007, 8:29 pm
  10. “Sounds like they got Persis Khambatta.”

    Persis Khambatta died of a heart attack at age 49 a few years ago.

    Posted by TrekNerd | July 13, 2007, 8:33 pm
  11. That’s not the shooting model…note the bridge and the lower part of the saucer. Also the lost footage of Kirk and Spock in Space suits.

    Saddly, this moves faster than the film especailly since it lacks the 30 minutes of “V’ger flyby.

    Posted by Major Joe Ely Carrales, CAP | July 13, 2007, 8:42 pm
  12. Why did you do this to me??? Eeewwwww!

    Posted by Michael | July 13, 2007, 9:20 pm
  13. OLD SCHOOL ALERT

    I had this damn thing!

    I feel old now, damn.

    Note to Younglings : This was when Star Trek was still Star Trek, before the Mcfranchise came about.

    Posted by Josh T. ( Behold the power of the one true UberShatner) Kirk Esquire. | July 13, 2007, 10:12 pm
  14. (OT)

    Apologies for this off-topic post, but I just noticed that the Starship Farragut folks just released a new trailer for their next fan film. It’s not bad for a fan effort:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ruQ4Nz0sQY

    Posted by yo | July 13, 2007, 10:35 pm
  15. I love the choral refrain for the toy commercial: “Star TREKKKK!” Now, THAT should be the theme music for ST(2008).

    Posted by Cranston | July 13, 2007, 10:49 pm
  16. #11:
    Yes there was a sequence filmed where Kirk and Spock explored the inner recesses of V’ger. This sequence was rejected, however, in favor of Spocks solo confrontation with the great probe.
    ———————-
    The commercial break left me laughing so hard it hurt. I’m old enough to remember the talking books along with the viewmasters and all of those cool pre-video game toys of the 70s.

    Posted by mrregular | July 13, 2007, 10:50 pm
  17. The actor doing Spock sounded a lot like Tim “Tuvok” Russ.

    So Admiral Kirk was captain of the ENT already so no butting heads with Decker etc.

    And he transported up instead, so no lingering loving shots of the big E!

    -csâ„¢

    Posted by Smitty | July 14, 2007, 12:14 am
  18. Re Treknerd #10

    “Sounds like they got Persis Khambatta.”

    Persis Khambatta died of a heart attack at age 49 a few years ago.

    You do know this was made in the 1970’s dont you?

    Posted by jon1701 | July 14, 2007, 2:48 am
  19. I had Star Trek 1-4 in this series, I think I liked the read along versions better than the movies at the time.

    Posted by trektacular | July 14, 2007, 4:14 am
  20. #1: Nobody forced you to watch this.

    #13: So Deep Space 9 counts for nothing? It’s probably the best thing that came of the “McFranchise” years.

    Posted by Jovan | July 14, 2007, 6:53 am
  21. The Vulcans are Russian! Kirk: That’s James Cawley, isn’t it? ;D

    Hey: “If the engines are out, so are the phasers!” THAT didn’t take long, did it?

    “The Enterprise entered the cloud - slowly.” You have NO idea.

    Posted by Tallguy | July 14, 2007, 7:14 am
  22. To their credit, at least those scenes had (and still have) excellent special effects.

    Posted by Jovan | July 14, 2007, 7:48 am
  23. Wow those voices were so lame! Sounded like Yoko Ono was part of the cast!

    I feel like such a Star Trek Geek for listening it this “talking book” from beginning to end. Gosh I need a life!!

    Mike :o

    Posted by MichaelJohn | July 14, 2007, 9:07 am
  24. “Re Treknerd #10

    “Sounds like they got Persis Khambatta.”

    Persis Khambatta died of a heart attack at age 49 a few years ago.

    You do know this was made in the 1970’s dont you?”

    To quote Optimus Prime, my bad.

    By the way, Anthony, what do you think of Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman’s work on Transformers and what that bodes for the new Star Trek movie?

    Posted by TrekNerd | July 14, 2007, 9:28 am
  25. Aaaaa gee that was ummm fun.;) I dig the part where Spock was helping in engineering and was showing up in the shuttle at the same time. Was the the Mirror Spock?;) Fun indeed. Later.

    Posted by Rick | July 14, 2007, 9:55 am
  26. Ok, I have a pretty good memory but I don’t remember these Mego toys…did any of you have these?

    Posted by THEETrekMaster | July 14, 2007, 10:09 am
  27. Folks, please, don’t be too critical of this. It was a read along book story for kids. There will be simplication due to time restraints and such.

    You will notice that, because of the above, the “My oath of celebacy is on record” was replaced with “Kirk, addressed the strange looking woman.”

    Its what it is…a summary of the film for children.

    Posted by Major Joe Ely Carrales, CAP | July 14, 2007, 10:10 am
  28. Ha, that’s commercial.

    “Staaaaarrrrr Treeeeeeeekkkk!”

    Posted by Daniel Broadway | July 14, 2007, 10:56 am
  29. #13: So Deep Space 9 counts for nothing? It’s probably the best thing that came of the “McFranchise” years.

    It only counts for those who like it. I don’t care anything for this “Franchise” portion of Trek, and never have, never will., and it ain’t got squat to do with the Era in question.

    If you like it, fine. Just don’t assume everyone else does, or that they must acknowledge it in any capacity.

    Posted by Shadow6283 | July 14, 2007, 11:10 am
  30. 29. Shadow6283 - July 14, 2007

    I have always seen “Star Trek” in terms of “Greater Trek.” No matter your opinions about one particular series, they are linked. Sort of like history. Some folks perfer the WWII era to American Colonial Times, others prefer the ROMAN Rebulic to the Hellenistic GREEKS while others look at the Middle Ages as their favorite while the PAX BRITANNIA ERA is not to their general liking.

    It’s a “Unified TREK Theory,” you accept it all as history…but cling to your favorites.

    Thus, then someone says ENT didn’t happen or didn’t count, they are wrong to say that. Same for TOS people that discount TNG and vice versa.

    Posted by Major Joe Ely Carrales, CAP | July 14, 2007, 11:51 am
  31. Oh my god. I love that Star Trek toy commercial! Man, talk about using creative freedom when creating that Enterprise toy. Exploration Pod? Landing gear? Either way, I’m surprised Playmates never made their own movie version of the Enterprise. Despite it’s elements that aren’t a part of it’s capabilities, it would have made an awsome toy back than.

    I’m surprised the Vulcan shuttle made it in. I wonder if they knew that the cockpit piece was infact the shuttle itself and not just the cockpit section.

    Poor Klingon D7. No features whatso ever.

    And what about that music! “Star Treeeek!” Star TreeEEEK! STAR TREEEEK!”

    Wow.

    Posted by Jeyl | July 14, 2007, 2:31 pm
  32. I hope people realize that that read along is sped up, and DS9 is a show I can’t get into mostly because it seemed like some weird mash up of Next Gen and Babylon 5.

    Posted by trektacular | July 14, 2007, 5:38 pm
  33. #31, Actually the saucer section was designed to include the landing gear. There was an excellent cutaway view poster of the Enterprise that came out around the time ST:TMP did that shows the landing feet stowed inside the saucer section…and you can see the doors for them on the Enterprise miniature if you look closely enough.

    So, this was a very intuitive toy feature on Mego’s part.

    TTM

    Posted by THEETrekMaster | July 14, 2007, 7:49 pm
  34. What’s sort of sad is that this talking books version is more exciting than the movie was. At least… it wasn’t half as boring.

    Space ship

    Reaction shot.

    More space ship.

    More reaction shots.

    Still more space ship.

    Still more reaction shots.

    Ad infinitum.

    Posted by Lendorien | July 14, 2007, 10:20 pm
  35. The Enterprise Entered The Cloud S L O W L Y…..

    Oh really ?

    * Times the scene off the DVD….. *

    Yup, good call, S L O W L Y indeed…..

    - W -
    * Yea it took only a good 30 mins of screen time for the cloud / vjer flyover *

    Posted by Woulfe | July 15, 2007, 2:25 pm
  36. I loved this book as a kid… It was really my first foray into Star Trek. The youtube version is somewhat more animated than i remember though. Perhaps it has gone through a Directors Cut Enhancement itself?

    Posted by Jon G | July 15, 2007, 6:10 pm
  37. i used to have Trek II and III talking books before the books got lost and the tapes destroyed - ha ha - but never TMP

    But they used the same music as II and III - i guess Horner and Goldsmith wouldnt let them have the rights unlike Lucas and Williams..(they used the proper music for Indy and SW)

    i havent heard that rainbow talking books star trek music or those fake Shatner/Nimoy voices in YEARS…

    at the time these were the closest things to getting the dvd…we’re really spoiled now in that u can buy the movie on dvd a few months after the cinema release..back in the 80s u had to wait till it was on the TV about 5 years later!

    I’m sort of suprised they bothered doing a TMP one….U can imagine the disappointment of a young kid unwrapping his xmas or bday present from granny to find the ST TMP talking book instead of Star Wars LOL

    any u tubes links for the talking books to Treks II and III?

    Posted by snake | July 16, 2007, 3:50 am
  38. Uh Snake…TMP came out in December 1979; I seem to recall the VHS being available in summer 1980 on VHS and Beta, along with a few of the TOS episodes (2 episode per tape).

    Posted by marbpl | July 16, 2007, 11:42 am
  39. yeah but VHS players were damned expensive

    Posted by snake | July 17, 2007, 2:38 am
  40. True. Remember the photonovels?

    Posted by marbpl | July 17, 2007, 9:24 am
  41. yes - those as well…

    remember they did Wrath of Khan in b&w - that sucked

    Posted by snake | July 17, 2007, 9:32 am
  42. I had the record and book of TMP, Star Trek II and III, Return of the Jedi, The Last Starfighter, The Back Hole, and a few others, they are still around in a box somewhere… I loved ‘em

    Posted by Matt Wright | July 17, 2007, 4:42 pm

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